This is going to be fun!

Surprising sermon

An American minister was preaching in Portuguese as a guest pastor at a church for the Brazilian community in the borough of Queens in New York City. At one point, he proclaimed, Jesus está em nossa meia! and received a puzzled reaction from the congregation. He was trying to say, 'Jesus is in our midst' (Jesus está em nosso meio!), but instead it came out as, 'Jesus is in our sock!'

Let's just hope I don't do what one poor soul did and ask for a poopy pretzel instead of a coconut pretzel. LOL